[MONTH] IS FULL OF BAD BITCHES, BUT [MONTH] [DAY] BIRTHED THE GOAT.
[MONTH] IS FULL OF BAD BITCHES, BUT [MONTH] [DAY] BIRTHED THE GOAT.
Description
This premium personalized candle celebrates that special someone in your life who isn't just another bad bitch—they're the GOAT. Customize with their birth month and day to create a gift that's as unique as they are.
Product Features:
- Fully customizable with ANY birth month and day
- Premium soy wax blend for a clean, long-lasting burn
- Sophisticated scent profile that balances bold character with subtle elegance
- 50+ hour burn time
How to Order: Simply choose your recipient's birth month and day from the dropdown menus below, and we'll create a one-of-a-kind statement piece that celebrates their unique greatness.
Make someone feel truly seen and celebrated on their special day with a gift that's as bold and unforgettable as they are.
Our premium fragrances
Apple Harvest
- Top Notes: Apple, Green, Lemon
- Middle Notes: Rose, Jasmine, Sheer Woods
- Dry-Down Notes: Cedarwood, Amber, Musk
A crisp, refreshing blend of apple, rose, and cedarwood, capturing the warmth and abundance of autumn.
Atlantis Whisper
- Top Notes: Watery, sea-like marine notes; Ozone; Salty; Airy; Fresh
- Middle Notes: White Flowers, Rose, Lily of the Valley, Violet
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Dry-Down Notes: Woody, Ambery, Musk
A serene fusion of oceanic notes, white flowers, and warm woods, evoking the peaceful depths of the sea.
Coconut Cardamom + Cream
- Top Notes: Curry, Coconut, Cream, Whipped, Milky
- Middle Notes: Vanilla/Coconut, Spices, Pepper, Cardamom
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Dry-Down Notes: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery
A rich, indulgent mix of coconut, vanilla, and spices, offering a comforting and exotic escape.
Clean Cotton
- Top Notes: Ozonic, Orange, Lemon, Marine, Aldehydic
- Middle Notes: Lily, Ylang-Ylang, Tuberose, Rose, Lavender, Green
- Dry-Down Notes: White Wood, Vanilla, Powdery
A fresh, airy scent with floral and woody notes, evoking the purity and tranquility of clean linens.
Christmas warmth
- Top Notes: Aldehydic, Pine Needle, Fir Balsam, Green
- Middle Notes: Cinnamon, Clove, Jasmine
- Dry-Down Notes: Woody, Mossy, Gourmand, Raspberry
A cozy, festive blend of pine, cinnamon, and raspberry, capturing the joyous spirit of the holiday season.
Cinnamon Vanilla
- Top Notes: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
- Middle Notes: Tea Rose, Coconut
- Dry-Down Notes: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk
A warm, comforting mix of spices and vanilla, creating a cozy, elegant ambiance.
Sea Salt + Orchid
- Top Notes: Sicilian Lemon, Aquatic/Marine, Salty, Airy, Cool, Fresh
- Middle Notes: Lotus Blossoms, Violet, Green Leafy
- Dry-Down Notes: Sandalwood, Cedarwood
A refreshing combination of lemon, floral notes, and woods, evoking a peaceful seaside escape.
Peppered Passionfruit
- Top Notes: Orange, Melon, Green
- Middle Notes: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
- Dry-Down Notes: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood
A vibrant, tropical mix of orange, mango, and amber, blending energy with sophistication.
White Sage + Lavender
- Top Notes: Lemon, Tea, Lavender, Orange
- Middle Notes: Leafy Green, Muguet (Lily of the Valley), Clove, Basil
- Dry-Down Notes: Musk, Coconut, Cedarwood, Amber
A calming blend of lavender, herbs, and wood, offering serenity and elegance in every breath.
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
Details
- Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
Safety
Please note that candles must never be left unattended and should always be kept away from flammable materials. Place the candle only on heat-resistant surfaces and ensure it is out of reach of children and pets. Extinguish the flame carefully without blowing, to avoid sparks. Regularly trim the wick to 1/4 inch (6 mm) to minimize soot formation. Use the candle only according to its intended purpose to avoid risks.
WARNING:
- Burn within sight.
- Keep away from things that catch fire.
- Keep away from children and pets.
- Avoid burning the candle for more than 4 hours at a time.
- Do not use if the glass is cracked or damaged.
- Stop use when 1/2 inch (12 mm) of wax remains to prevent overheating.
By following these precautions, you ensure the safe and enjoyable use of your candle.
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from 62 reviewsThis candle smells so good. I almost didn’t want to give it away as a gift
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Thank you for having great customer service. Love my candle.

The candles were packaged perfectly. They are beautiful and fill a room with a subtle, lovely fragrance!

The 'I Love You for Your Personality. But That Dick Is a Huge Bonus.' candle was a hit at my friend's birthday party. The fragrance is lovely, and the playful message made everyone laugh.

I’ve tried a lot of candles, but Candles Cove's quality stands out. The scent is sophisticated, and the candle burns evenly. It feels like a luxury experience, and I will definitely be buying more!

These products are amazing! The sayings are so clever and original! Love the size of the bags. Perfect for Bible Study materials! Impressed with the quality of all the items I’ve ordered. They all make great gifts!

This is the perfect scent for relaxing.

Fast easy shipping......also a great smelling candle...my whole house smells like fresh cinnamon buns!
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These candles have been my absolute favorite this holiday season!! They last long, smell great (but not too heavy) and are safe for animals and us. 11/10!!❤️

Perfectly designed candle

Scent is unique and calming! I love it

Absolutely love!! The scents are amazing!!

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Inspiring words, love the modern design (and the pop of pink), and the smell is magnetic and everlasting 🩷 Top tier way to light my day up ⭐️ Thank you!!

I absolutely love this candle!!! White sage & lavender? Who wouldn’t? My friends do NOT talk politics, but this candle will be burning brightly the next time they come to our home.

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Proudly Made in the USA
At Candles Cove, we believe in supporting our community and creating products you can feel good about. That’s why every candle we make is proudly crafted in the USA by skilled American workers. From the pouring of our 100% natural soy wax to the careful packaging of each candle, everything happens right here at home.
By choosing Candles Cove, you’re not just buying a high-quality, eco-friendly candle—you’re supporting local jobs, small businesses, and a commitment to sustainability. It’s more than just a candle; it’s a way to give back to the community and help American craftsmanship thrive.
Light a Candles Cove candle and know you’re making a choice that feels as good as it smells!

Long-Lasting Candles
Candles Cove candles don’t just smell amazing—they also burn for an impressively long time, up to 60 hours! During this time, not only will you receive compliments about how incredible your home smells, but you’ll also be doing something good for the environment. No bees are exploited to make Candles Cove candles, and there’s no paraffin—a petroleum-based product with a terrible environmental impact—involved. At Candles Cove, it’s all about pure nature with no nonsense.
Our material of choice is 100% soy wax, derived from soybean oil. Under high pressure, it’s transformed into a wax-like substance that’s the ideal base for premium scented candles. That’s why Candles Cove candles burn slowly, evenly, and naturally soot-free.
Enjoy a candle that’s as kind to the planet as it is to your senses!
Why Candle Cove?
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Quick delivery
We pride ourselves on offering quick and reliable delivery. Most orders are shipped within 2 to 5 business days, ensuring you receive your products promptly.
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30-day money-back guarantee.
If you're not completely satisfied with your candle, you can return it to us within 30 days for a full refund. We want you to love your purchase, and if for any reason you're not happy, simply send it back—no questions asked!
Order & Shipping
How much does shipping cost?
For the United States, the shipping costs are as follows:
- Standard Shipping for orders 0lb–0.22lb: $7.99
- Standard Shipping for orders 0.22lb–0.44lb: $11.48
- Standard Shipping for orders 0.44lb–0.66lb: $14.97
- Standard Shipping for orders 0.66lb–0.88lb: $18.46
- Standard Shipping for orders 0.88lb–1.1lb: $21.95
What if I don't like the scent?
You can return your scented candle to us free of charge within 30 days. We will either refund your purchase price or you can choose a different scent.
How fast is the shipping?
Most orders are shipped within 2 to 5 business days, ensuring you receive your products promptly. Please note, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and other unincorporated territories of the United States may take an additional 7 to 12 business days due to logistical considerations.
What if I don't like the scent?
You can return your scented candle to us free of charge within 30 days. We will either refund your purchase price or you can choose a different scent.
How does a return work?
Returns are always free of charge.
If for any reason you're not satisfied, you have the option to return the product within 30 days of receipt for a full refund of the purchase price.
Please contact us for personalized support during the return process.
How can I pay?
We accept the following payment methods:
- Credit Cards: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Maestro, UnionPay
- Wallets: Apple Pay, Google Pay
Where do you ship to?
We only ship within the United States. For orders outside the U.S., please visit our respective international stores.
Candles
Where are the candles made?
We manufacture all our candles in the USA. Each fragrance blend is carefully crafted by us, and the candles are hand-poured. To ensure the highest quality and attention to detail, we rely on handmade processes at every stage of production.
How should I care for my candle to ensure a long burn time?
- Trim the wick to about 1/4 inch before each use.
- Burn for 2-3 hours on the first use to ensure an even melt pool.
- Keep away from drafts for an even burn.
- Extinguish properly using a snuffer or gently blowing out the flame.
- Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight when not in use.
What wax are the candles made from?
Our candles are made from 100% soy wax, making them particularly eco-friendly and vegan. Only candles made from 100% soy wax (no blends) burn especially long and evenly. Additionally, only soy wax can absorb the maximum amount of fragrance oils, creating an intense and long-lasting scent experience.
Can I reuse the candle jar after it's finished?
Yes, you can reuse the candle jar. Simply clean out any remaining wax, remove the wick, and the jar is ready for repurposing.
What ingredients are in the candles?
We use only soy wax and fragrance oils—nothing else.
Our candles are free from additives like dyes, synthetic fragrances, or any other unnecessary ingredients.
What should I do if the candle has an uneven burn or tunneling?
If your candle has an uneven burn or tunneling, try burning it for longer periods (2-3 hours) to melt the wax evenly across the surface. You can also trim the wick to 1/4 inch before each use to help it burn more evenly.
How long can I store the candle?
There is no set expiration date for when you must use your candle. However, we recommend using it within a year to ensure the fragrance remains at its best. After that, the scent's intensity may begin to fade.
How long do the candles burn?
Our 200ml candles burn for up to 60 hours.
Why are the candles more expensive?
Our candles are crafted using 100% soy wax, along with only natural ingredients and essential oils. They contain the maximum fragrance load of 10% fragrance oil, allowing them to burn for up to 70 hours while maintaining a rich, consistent scent from start to finish. Additionally, each candle is hand-poured to ensure the highest quality.
In contrast, less expensive candles are often made from wax blends or lower-quality waxes, like paraffin (a byproduct of the petroleum industry). These candles also tend to use synthetic fragrances, and their production is typically automated rather than handcrafted.
While our candles may cost more, they offer exceptional quality with a long-lasting, luxurious scent experience.